Three Foot Nuns
The Mother Superior is busy in her office at the nunnery when suddenly there is a knock at the door. She opens the door and finds the Seven Dwarves standing there. “Can I help you?” she asks. “Yes,” replies Doc. “Are there any three-foot nuns here?”
“Don’t be absurd,” answers the Mother Superior, and she closes the door. A few minutes later there is another knock. She opens the door and finds the Seven Dwarves again. “Now what?” she asks. “Well,” says Grumpy, “we were wondering if there are any 3 ft nuns anywhere in the city.”
“Absolutely not,” she snaps, and shuts the door.
Several minutes later there is another knock at the door. This time Sleepy asks, “Do you think there might be any 3 ft nuns anywhere in the whole country?”
The Mother Superior angrily closes the door without bothering to reply. A few minutes later, the Dwarves knock again. The Mother Superior flings the door open and screams, “NO, NO, NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FT NUNS IN THIS NUNNERY, IN THIS CITY, IN THIS COUNTRY, OR ANYWHERE ON EARTH & THERE NEVER HAVE BEEN AND THERE NEVER WILL BE! EVER!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.” And she slams the door closed.
The Dwarves stand there for a moment, stunned by her outburst. Then they start to chant: “Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin…”
