Wife’s Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day. He put the cat in his car and drove it 20 blocks from their home, leaving it at the park. But upon arriving home, he found the cat just walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Once again, as he drove up his driveway, there was the cat!
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: “Hun, is the cat there?”
“Yes,” the wife answers. “Why do you ask?”
Frustrated, the man answered, “Put the little bastard on the phone. I’m lost and need directions.”
